the chia pit.

ok ok ok so i swear this has happened to every girl at least once! so i was going to a volleyball/swim party one saturday afternoon. so i was in my cute tank top lookin' all cute until i stretched and i spied with my little eye that i had forgotten to shave one of my pits! EeW gross! i know right? lucky for me there was a gas station right by the party so i stopped and picked up a little 99 cent shaver and snuck into the bathroom at the house before anyone could see my chia pet pit. i put the lid back on the shaver and stuck it in my purse and i thought it was the greatest idea just in case of any similar emergency situations would occur. like when i went to my soccer game 4 days later and totally forgot to shave my pits... or maybe i just hadn't showered for like 3 days. (don't judge). anyway, totally saved by the shaver! it was awesome! tip: if you don't have soap and water, lotion is an excellent alternative! so i thought i was the shiz, dodging all these emotionally hazardous moments. until sunday when i was at church and i stuck my hand in my purse, not knowing that the lid had fallen off the shaver, and totally jacked up my finger! filleted it! yes.. the finger that looks like a brontosaurus. i sliced up the back of its head. but that was about a week and a half ago and vanmangus is healing quite nicely now. but let this be a lesson to you all. although its nice to be prepared, sometimes its nicer to not slice part of your finger off. go in peace young grasshoppers! peace!